Stef (firecat) wrote,
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Who wants to sing this with me at the next karaoke night?

PMS Song

(apologies to Kurt Weill, Bertold Brecht, The Doors, Just Born, Inc., and General Mills)



Oh show me the way to the next 'shmallow Peep®
oh, don't ask why
oh, don't ask why
Oh show me the way to the next 'shmallow Peep®
oh, don't ask why
oh, don't ask why
'Cos if we don't find the next 'shmallow Peep®
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh womb of plushy lining, we now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old hormones
And must have Peep®s oh now you know why
Oh womb of plushy lining, we now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old hormones
And must have Peep®s oh now you know why
Oh show me the way to the next barrista
oh, don't ask why
oh, don't ask why
Oh show me the way to the next barrista
oh, don't ask why
oh, don't ask why
'Cos if we don't find the next barrista
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh womb of plushy lining, we now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old hormones
And must have latte now you know why
Oh womb of plushy lining, we now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old hormones
And must have 'spresso oh now you know why
Oh show me the way to the box of chex snack mix
oh, don't ask why
Oh show me the way to the Chex® Party Mix
oh, don't ask why
oh, don't ask why
Oh show me the way to the Chex® Party Mix
oh, don't ask why
oh, don't ask why
'Cos if we don't find the Chex® Party Mix
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh womb of plushy lining, we now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old hormones
And must have salt oh now you know why
Oh womb of plushy lining, we now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old hormones
And must have salt oh now you know why
Oh show me the way to the next chocolate bar
oh, don't ask why
oh, don't ask why
Oh show me the way to the next chocolate bar
oh, don't ask why
oh, don't ask why
'Cos if we don't find the next chocolate bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh womb of plushy lining, we now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old hormones
And must have th'bromine oh now you know why
Oh womb of plushy lining, we now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old hormones
And must have th'bromine now you know why
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