1. Who wears the pants in your family?
Yes. But only the OH wears the skirts too.
2. Describe a landscape you have dreamed.
I usually dream about man-made structures - parking garages, huge byzantine airports with elevators that go up down and sideways, complex campuses.
3. Do you keep any objects in storage that you don't like to look at/use?
Um, I think we have a Fleets enema in a drawer, left over from the last time one was necessary.
But mostly the things I have in storage are there because I haven't gotten around to them or I've forgotten about them entirely.
4. What do you secretly wish someone would ask you?
[*comes close to your ear and whispers*]
5. If they asked, would you answer?