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Can you finish this sentence?

"We are Ob/Gyns with MBA’s, and...



...we FIGHT CRIME!"



(From here via noveldevice on dot_cattiness.)

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red_frog
Aug. 8th, 2003 02:45 pm (UTC)
... you'd best hope that we use the appropriate skillset when reshaping your vaginal lips!

Ew. Ewewewew.
cjsmith
Aug. 8th, 2003 02:49 pm (UTC)
...you're not, neener neener neener!
zyxwvut
Aug. 8th, 2003 02:56 pm (UTC)
"Your ROI-based STD's are SOL!"

Z

P.S.: Good'un, yours, though.
xiphias
Aug. 8th, 2003 03:03 pm (UTC)
We will hold with no delays.
We'll fit your crotch with new toupees
Ob/Gyns with MBAs!

YUM-YUM: Everything's a source of cash
PEEP-BO: Our website could use more Flash.
PITTI-SING: Let's have a look at that weird rash

Ob/Gyns with MBAs!
firecat
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:02 pm (UTC)
[*backing away slowly*]

:-)
xiphias
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:13 pm (UTC)
I don't know -- "We are Ob/Gyns with MBAs and" just looked like "Three little maids from school are we. . . "
dawnd
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:51 pm (UTC)
I must be sick in the same way, because G&S was what came to my mind too. But I didn't know any well enough to parody it that well.

*bows* to a master...
xiphias
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:59 pm (UTC)
Google is your friend. G&S is public domain, so all the lyrics are easily available. . .
wordweaverlynn
Aug. 8th, 2003 06:38 pm (UTC)
(laughing hysterically)
semperfiona
Aug. 8th, 2003 03:17 pm (UTC)
Xiphias made me do it
Zippity zappity
Ob/gyns with MBA's
Fix hubby's sex life--your
Childbirth's his curse--

Gynecological
Laser resculpturing
Tightens your pussy and
Lightens your purse.
mactavish
Aug. 8th, 2003 03:26 pm (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
*shudder*

I laughed. :)

I couldn't make it parse at first, which is when I realized for the first time that I say "oh bee gee wye enn". :)
semperfiona
Aug. 8th, 2003 04:25 pm (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
So do I, most of the time. But for some reason the phrase looked like it should be pronounced "ob-jin".
xiphias
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
Is there a tune that this goes to, or is it original?

For some reason, I'm thinking A. A. Milne, but I can't figure out exactly what my brain's associating this with. . . "James James Morrison Morrison," perhaps.
semperfiona
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:31 pm (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
Ah, no. It's a double dactyl, and the only reason I ~blamed you is that I was inspired after reading your Mikado filk.
xiphias
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:44 pm (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
Okay. That's what I was responding to. I've heard Higgledy Piggledys, and so that's why it sounded familiar.

I like double dactyls. So did "Robert J. Lurtsema", host of "Morning Pro Musica". (Yes, he specifically used his middle initial in order to be a double dactyl, and named his radio show such, deliberately.)

Higgledy Piggledy
Robert J. Lurtsema
Hosted a radio
NPR show

"Morning Pro Musica"
Doubly dactilly
Made all it's listeners
Ready to go!
firecat
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
Ah, Robert J. Lurtsema. I used to wake up to his show. It was during the Reagan era, and I would hear these bizarre news headlines while I was half asleep, and later be unsure whether I'd been dreaming or not.

(And later still, be very afraid because I hadn't been dreaming.)
elisem
Aug. 8th, 2003 06:06 pm (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
Bob Lurtsema, hm? Haven't heard that name for a while. He once kissed me on a frat house lawn, during Campus Carnival. Just a polite smooch.

Nice guy.

Except now I'm afraid of dreaming about him singing Xiphias' filk of G&S Ob/Gyns with MBAs. This might be a long night.
wordweaverlynn
Aug. 8th, 2003 06:39 pm (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
You're a genius. May I add you as a friend?
semperfiona
Aug. 8th, 2003 07:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
Certainly. *returns the favor*
supergee
Aug. 9th, 2003 09:25 am (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
I wanna do likewise. Great double dactyl.

--Arthur D. Hlavaty, who uses his middle initial for the same reason Mr. Lurtsema does.
semperfiona
Aug. 9th, 2003 10:30 am (UTC)
Re: Xiphias made me do it
Sure :-)

Thank you!
abostick59
Aug. 8th, 2003 03:39 pm (UTC)
...that explains why the health plan we administer is so fucked up.
rmjwell
Aug. 8th, 2003 04:04 pm (UTC)
...LeRoi is here to redecorate your pudenda! On the next "Laser Shunt for the Well-HeeledNO CARRIER
windsea
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:26 pm (UTC)
*apologies to Walt Disney, wherever you may be ...*

We are Ob/Gyns with MBA’s, if you please,
We best Ob/Gyns with MBA’s, if you don't please.
Now we very proud of your new cunt so bright
If we like we put you on our nice website.

(hint: Lady and the Tramp)
elynne
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:30 pm (UTC)
laughing so hard I'm almost choking
I loved that song as a child. I used to listen to it over and over, and still remember all the words.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR RUINING IT FOR ME FOREVER. ;D
windsea
Aug. 8th, 2003 06:25 pm (UTC)
Re: laughing so hard I'm almost choking
We are *frightfully* sorry.

hint: The Wrong Box, 1966 :-)
ag_unicorn
Aug. 8th, 2003 05:43 pm (UTC)
...we mean BUSINESS!

(Scary thought: aggro Ob/Gyn's. eep.)
nellorat
Aug. 9th, 2003 03:33 am (UTC)
...we've studied each and every way you can get screwed.
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