January 27th, 2004

red panda eating bamboo

Name game

via rmjwell and others

A lot of these don't work out very well on the first try...

EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot ::
first try: Nutmeg Devizes
better: Sesame Wiltshire

SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied ::
[Fierce look] I saw to it that didn't have any silly childhood nicknames, which gives me:
first try: Beth Grosse Pointe
If I define "partied" as "drank and did drugs," and used my college nickname, I do better:
Steffie Middletown

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of Your Last Name ::
S. Jo or S. Ma or S. Mar

ROCK STAR ALIAS = Any Liquid on the Bar + Last Name of Bad-Ass Celeb ::
We don't have much of a bar...
first try: Fat Weasel Ale Li
better: Lemon Fizz Chan

DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen
first try: Simply Soda OJ
Cheating a bit on "within sight" gives me:
Sugar Champagne

GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went To School
first try: Kitten University of California Santa Cruz Extension, Sunnyvale
Using the name of my grade school works better: Kitten Liggett

BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink ::f
first try: Cheetos Diet Pepsi Twist
better: Cheetoes Stout

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived ::
I can't remember the name of the street where I first lived. Going with the first street I remember gives me:
Fairchild 58th Ave.
Using the first non-numbered street I remember: Fairchild Sunningdale

New version of PORN STAR ALIAS = Name of first childhood pet + last name of kindergarten teacher ::
I don't remember the name of my kindergarten teacher. Going with the earliest teacher name I remember gives me:
Joey Bird Strang
(well, that might work for a guy porn star. or a prison nickname)