I was wasting time by clicking on some of the links on an ad that NWA sent me. Someone was having fun coming up with names for the last minute packages:

Jacksonville, FL: Fountain of Youth, of Sorts

Tampa, FL: The Surreal Life

St. Petersburg/ Clearwater, FL (via Tampa): Bronze Bods and Gods
Pump up your body with a jog on the beach, then please your soul viewing gilded sculptures from 795 B.C.