"What do you mean? Does it have a raven on top?"
"No...."
"Does it have a black floppy hat?"
[glare]
"You likes 'em contrary."
"I think the preponderance of evidence points in that direction."
[pause]
"Or did you expect me to say 'No, I don't'?"
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