1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie
2.Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? Yes, as a kid in the 60s/70s
3.Have you ever written a song? Yes, a few, all of them in the last 8
4.Can you make change for a dollar right now? Yes
5.Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom? Yes
6.Have you ever smelled your own feet? Yes
7.Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Mayonnaise for fries
8.Can you touch your tongue to your nose? No
9.Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? No
10.Have you ever broken a mirror? Don't think so
11.Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? No. Or a frozen Pole either.
12.What is your biggest pet peeve? Hypocrisy
13.Do you slurp your drink after its gone? Yes
14.Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yes
15.Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? I eat a double Whopper no cheese on a regular basis and I haven't had a Big Mac in decades.
16.Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes
17.When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Depends on whether I'm running out of vegetable storage bags or can and paper recycling bags.
18.True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Usually false
19.Did you have a baby blanket? Probably
20.Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Just my bangs
21.Have you ever sleepwalked? Not that I know of
22.Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Euw
23.Can you flip your eye-lids up? Euw
24.Are you double jointed? No
25.If you could be any age, what would you be?. "He wants to dream like a young man / with the wisdom of an old man..."
26.Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? No
27.Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? No, but I've thrown up after a Tilt-A-Whirl ride.
28.What is your dream car? Red Triumph TR7 from the mid-70s
29.What is your favourite cartoon of all time? I don't have a single favorite.
30.Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Yes
31.How many cavities do you have? None, as of 3 months ago
32.Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Yes, they tasted like Rye Krisps.
33.If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window? Window
34.Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No
35.Can you pick something up with your toes? Yes
36.How many remote controls do you have in your house? Probably somewhere around 10
37.Have you ever fallen asleep in school? No, believe it or not.
38.How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? 4 times: San Francisco<->Seattle, and San Francisco <->London
39.How many foreign countries have you visited? 3: Canada, UK, and Ireland
40.If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? No, but I would compete if I thought it would be fun and I had the time and I wouldn't end up injured.
41.Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? I'd rather be happy. Happiness requires a certain amount of material comfort. Rich is relative.
42.If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float
43.At what age did you first try to drive a car? Took driver's ed at 15, got my driver's licence on my 16th birthday, just like all good Motor City kids do.
44.Do you ask for directions when you are lost? As a last resort
45.Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? Yes. My mother has a photograph of me holding it.
46.Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice
47.Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? The crayons
48.Do you prefer light or dark bread? Dark
49.Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? If I trust the cook to get the yolks to a jelled-but-not-hard state, I prefer fried.
50.Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Yes
51.Do you talk in your sleep? I've been told I do occasionally.
52.Would you rather shovel show or mow the lawn? Shovel snow. I tried to use a lawnmower once and my forearms vibrated for hours.
53.Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? No thank you.
54.Have you ever played in the rain? Yes, every year since I moved to California, on the day of the first rain after the dry season.
55.Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? Which one is closer?
56.Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? No because I can't climb, but I'd call for help.
57.Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? No, but I know where to look it up. :-)
58.Do you drink Pepsi or Coke? Yes
59.What's your favourite number? 13
60.If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Neither, I'm built for comfort, baby.
61.Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Yes
62.Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? Yes
63.Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yes
64.Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Dr Bronners Peppermint!
65.Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Occasionally
66.Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Do I have to choose?
67.If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Judi Dench
68.Have you ever made a semi truck honk? Yes
69.Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? Nose
70.Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? Yes
71.Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? For short periods of time
72.Have you ever returned a gift? No
73.Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Yes, if I thought the giver wouldn't mind.
74.If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Women's heavyweight weight lifting (assuming they haven't gotten around to making sumo or dogsledding an Olympic event yet).
75.How many pairs of shoes do you own? Somewhere around 10 or 15, but I only actually wear about 5
76.If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? No, she's dead.
77.Do you sing in the car? Yes
78.Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? No
79.What is your favourite breed of dog? I'm new to dogs, haven't decided yet.
80.Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Yes if they were homeless domestic animals. No if they were wild animals.
81.If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? I would be an upright 3 speed with a basket on the handlebars.
82.What is your least favourite fruit? Papaya?
83.What kind of fruit have you never had? Durian
84.If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? At the moment, probably a software store. I dunno which one.
85.What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? Junonia
86.How many letters will/did I earn in my high school career? None
87.Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Almost all of the women, some of the men
88.If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? What branches are there?
89.Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Under some circumstances
90.What do you think is your best feature? My brain
91.If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? A kind yet to be invented
92.What is your favorite season? Fall
93.How many members do you have in your immediate family? I don't know the definition of "immediate family."
94.Which of the five senses is most important to you? Touch
95.Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Singer
96.Have you ever ridden a tortoise? No
97.How many years will/did you end up going to college? 4
98.Have you ever had surgery? Yes
99.Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Football
100.What do you like to collect? Glass, toy cats, netsuke, happy buddhas, fat art, beads, comix, DVDs, Sweet stuff, Miyazaki stuff, other people's hobbies