I like it, but I keep wanting to swap the pronouns:
(optional: also swap the other gendered words)HeShe's a benighted vegetarian rock star who dotes onhisher loving old ma.SheHe's an elegant gold-digging museum curator who believesshehe is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!HeShe's a deeply religious chivalrous paramedic searching forhisher wife's true killer.SheHe's a green-fingered French-Canadian fairy princess in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!
HeShe's an ungodly soccer-playing junglekingqueen on a search forhisher missingsister.SheHe's a psychotic red-headedmermaidmerman living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!
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