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At mittelweg's request:

01. When did we meet?
02. How did we meet?
03. Have we ever met in person?
04. Have we ever talked on the phone?
05. Have you ever seen me cry?
06. Have you ever seen me dance?
07. Describe me using three or less words.
08. If you could spend a day with me, what would we do?
09. Have we ever gotten in a fight?
10. Have you ever dreamt of me? If so, tell me about it.
11. If you could give me a present, what would it be?
12. Would you hug me?
13. Would you kiss me?
13a. Would you do other nasty things with me?
13b. Have you done other nasty things with me?
14. What do you REALLY think of me?
15. Do you trust me?
16. Do you know something about me that no one else knows?
17. Do you even know how old I am (without looking at my LJ profile! Don't cheat!)?
18. Anything you wanted to tell me but never got a chance to?

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ex_serenejo
Oct. 3rd, 2002 11:26 am (UTC)
01. When did we meet?
Early 1999.


02. How did we meet?
On Usenet; probably alt.polyamory.


03. Have we ever met in person?
Yep. A few times.


04. Have we ever talked on the phone?
Veryvery briefly.


05. Have you ever seen me cry?
No.


06. Have you ever seen me dance?
Happily, yes.


07. Describe me using three or less words.
Wise kittyesque hottie.


08. If you could spend a day with me, what would we do?
Tactile dome. No, wait -- *nude* tactile dome. ;-) (But probably something more like eat, shop, and just hang out.)


09. Have we ever gotten in a fight?
No, but we've disagreed vehemently about some things.


10. Have you ever dreamt of me? If so, tell me about it.
I almost never remember my dreams.


11. If you could give me a present, what would it be?
Something Sweet-related, probably. :-)


12. Would you hug me?
Sure! C'mere!


13. Would you kiss me?
13a. Would you do other nasty things with me?
Right now, or ever-conceivably?


13b. Have you done other nasty things with me?
Nope. (Note: I'm assuming "other nasty things" mean sex, but I don't consider hugging, kissing, and sex to be nasty things, except in a fun way of interpreting the word 'nasty'.)


14. What do you REALLY think of me?
I think you're thoughtful (I mean that more in the capable-of-deep-thought way than in the considerate way, though I find you to be considerate, as well), good at writing and direct communication, compassionate, beautiful, hard to read sometimes, ethical, easier to relate to one-on-one than in large groups, literal, fascinating, occasionally overserious, occasionally goofy, and highly principled.


15. Do you trust me?
Yes.


16. Do you know something about me that no one else knows?
I wouldn't know the answer to that. I'm guessing no.


17. Do you even know how old I am (without looking at my LJ profile! Don't cheat!)?
I know within a year, I think. That's about as well as I know anyone's age who isn't related to me.


18. Anything you wanted to tell me but never got a chance to?
When you are so willing to hear everything I have to say? Nah.


firecat
Oct. 5th, 2002 07:08 pm (UTC)
Something Sweet-related, probably. :-)

*smile* The problem with obsessed collectors is that they already have everything. But they do appreciate knowing that you noticed.
mittelbar
Oct. 3rd, 2002 11:30 am (UTC)
01. Alt.poly. APC7. And at a train station.
02. With our company manners on?
03. What a stupid question!
04. I *think* so.
05. I hope not!
06. Define "dance".
07. Impossible.
08. Dish.
09. I hope so!
10. Hm. Were you that tall dark handsome stranger in the devil suit in that cardboard boat thingy?
11. Something like this. Or, better, this.
12. If you promised not to bite.
13. If you promised to...uh...
13a. I think we're just nasty enough that we couldn't help ourselves.I mean that in the most preening way.
13b. But of course. FSVO "nasty."
14. Cat's pajamas.
15. Yep.
16. I sincerely hope not.
17. Mmmmmmaaaaaaybe.
18. There's always a chance. :-)
jodawi
Oct. 3rd, 2002 03:32 pm (UTC)
01. When did we meet? then
02. How did we meet? just so
03. Have we ever met in person? er
04. Have we ever talked on the phone? mhm
05. Have you ever seen me cry? nay
06. Have you ever seen me dance? neigh
07. Describe me using three or less words. *
08. If you could spend a day with me, what would we do? you'd hold down shrub while i squirted the can of whipped cream up his ass
09. Have we ever gotten in a fight? flames
10. Have you ever dreamt of me? If so, tell me about it. dunno
11. If you could give me a present, what would it be? secret superhero power
12. Would you hug me? moo
13. Would you kiss me? ribbit
13a. Would you do other nasty things with me? arf
13b. Have you done other nasty things with me? baa
14. What do you REALLY think of me? "is stef unit"
15. Do you trust me? yah
16. Do you know something about me that no one else knows? n
17. Do you even know how old I am (without looking at my LJ profile! Don't cheat!)? n
18. Anything you wanted to tell me but never got a chance to? n
firecat
Oct. 5th, 2002 07:13 pm (UTC)
08. If you could spend a day with me, what would we do? you'd hold down shrub while i squirted the can of whipped cream up his ass

I had to spend 5 minutes explaining this at a party today.
jodawi
Oct. 5th, 2002 07:28 pm (UTC)
wow, must have got graphic.


i got the phrase from a housemate as an undergrad; it memes itself out of me sometimes
firecat
Oct. 5th, 2002 07:33 pm (UTC)
Only if "who is jodawi and why would zie write such a thing in Stef's poll" counts as graphic.
jodawi
Oct. 5th, 2002 07:37 pm (UTC)
depends on how you answered
jodawi
Oct. 5th, 2002 07:41 pm (UTC)
note: for proper properness, the phrase has to be spoken as if from a drunken dumb jock asshole male unit talking to his buddy in order to make the object of the attention nervous, wondering if they're serious.
firecat
Oct. 5th, 2002 09:15 pm (UTC)
*snrch*

I've never heard it done properly, since I tend to make the drunken dumb jock asshole male units too nervous to say such things.
firecat
Oct. 5th, 2002 07:11 pm (UTC)
Something like this. Or, better, this.

OooOOOOOOooh!

We likes a girl in a uniform.
pyrzqxgl
Oct. 3rd, 2002 08:10 pm (UTC)
01. When did we meet?

1992 or possibly earlier.


02. How did we meet?

On various mailing lists and newsgroups.


03. Have we ever met in person?

Not as far as I know, though it's possible we could have been at the same party, concert, etc. at one time or another.


04. Have we ever talked on the phone?
05. Have you ever seen me cry?
06. Have you ever seen me dance?

The answer to those three is no, unless truly astonishing coincidences have been at work.


07. Describe me using three or less words.

I compromised on "Stef contains multitudes".


08. If you could spend a day with me, what would we do?

Have an adventure of one sort or another.


09. Have we ever gotten in a fight?

No.


10. Have you ever dreamt of me? If so, tell me about it.

My first thought was *probably* -- a lot of people I know online show up in my dreams at one point or another -- but that I was drawing a total blank on it and should probably start writing more of my dreams down. But lo, a hazy memory started to surface: yes, not only had I had at least one dream with you in it, but I had even posted the following to alt.polyamory about it:

Yeah, I just could not fall asleep worth anything last night. It was so bad that the as-far-as-I-know only time I actually fell asleep, I started dreaming*, thought "wow, this isn't really happening, I must have fallen asleep!", and then that woke me up again.

*In this dream Stef and Aahz lived in a house near me and had a giant catapult on top of their garage -- I imagine that the last part was probably inspired by last weekend's Monty Python and the Holy Grail party.


11. If you could give me a present, what would it be?

Do you want "world peace" (or winged werecat etc. etc.)-style answers or more easily obtainable things? I don't know -- occasionally I get perfect present ideas for people, but no inspiration has struck in regard to you yet.


12. Would you hug me?

Sure.


13. Would you kiss me?

Sure.


13a. Would you do other nasty things with me?

Who knows?


13b. Have you done other nasty things with me?

I don't think so. :-) (Unless using smileys in this posting counts.)


14. What do you REALLY think of me?

That reminds me of the "but enough about me" joke. :-) I'm off the hook from typing *too* long a list here because I have to run out to the grocery store pretty quickly, in fact I'm even having trouble explaining the one "among other things" item I wanted to put here -- I think I'll just save this, go to the store, and try to explain it when I get back, instead of sitting here alternately starting and deleting the same sentence as the minutes tick down.


15. Do you trust me?

This question always seems to me like it should be more specific (like, with what?), but I would certainly think you were trustworthy.


16. Do you know something about me that no one else knows?

You mean something even *you* don't know!?!? :-) Well forget that, but I can think of at least one doesn't-really-count way to answer yes to that question.


17. Do you even know how old I am (without looking at my LJ profile! Don't cheat!)?

You're roughly the same age as me, so if I can remember my own age (sometimes) then yes, I do.


18. Anything you wanted to tell me but never got a chance to?

No doubt ...
firecat
Oct. 5th, 2002 07:16 pm (UTC)
I compromised on "Stef contains multitudes".

Hee! I wonder if I contain Walt Whitman, or the other way around.
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